There was no SRSS last week, and all hell broke loose... see a pattern.

I guess in this new era of citizen remorse it is my turn to apologise to the city of Vancouver.  Dear city, and Canucks fans alike, I am truly sorry for creating that jinx hex song, and then releasing it and then making a video for it.  I realize i tried to make up for it by offering my head for public ridicule and a sever cream pie beating, but once the hex is set, the hex is set.  Never fucking say nothing... i even forgot my own routine and went and ate olives on a sandwich at lunch on the fateful day.  To my credit, my song never stated that we WILL WIN THE CUP,  that part was very clear... mine was about hopes and dreams ans believing in yourself to reach your goals.  Perhaps i should have had a line about going hunting in the Serengeti and bagging me a few Zebra's.

Anyway, the home team lost the damn game and every ounce of hope that the NHL mercilessly made the people carry over a long drawn out playoff schedule turned into a black hole of hate and rage.  So naturally the crowd wanted a chance for something different, a fresh new vibe so to say, so I believe they headed on down to the Super Robertson Supper Show to get their groove on.  Unfortunately the show had been canceled due to hockey, like all life events over the past number of months, and next thing you know there were riots out in the streets.  I mean, for sure i took a few emails from angry tax paying law abiding citizens who's furry was directed at the fact that hockey takes president over art, but i never in a hundred years expected the citizens to riot over a canceled Super Robertson Supper Show.

It got even weirder... people burned cars and then stood on them posing for photographs, Unarmed lunatics tried to engage armed riot police into battle... and then people smashed windows and looted stores in front of an army of photographers.

Let's call a spade a spade, smashing windows is fun for young people, but the fun part, when i was young, was getting away with it.   So it would be unthinkable to smash things, especially other peoples property while hundreds of people are pointing video cameras at you...  to me that is the real mind boggle here.  As a matter of fact, smashing, in general is a grand old time... When i was in high school myself and a buddy would go out "smashing"... he'd call me up and say "hey you want to go out smashing"... Of course i do. I remember looking for wasps to collect for "operation sting" and finding a TV in a field... then it was "operation smash"  Have you ever worked in demolition?  Here son take this 16 pound sledge hammer and take down that structure... and it's not till it's down that you notice that you are sweating profusely and exhausted... because you were having fun.  As a parent i would recommend rock and roll, loud amps, drum kits and face melting bass rigs as an avenue for your children to work their craft in the art of smashing.

Mob mentality- another word for consumerism?  Isn't that the mindset that we train all our sheeple to believe in... baa or be left behind?  The only important thing is the economy, isn't that  the message that has been on auto play for the last number of years? Perhaps there are consequences to massive public insanity.  What is a Mob Mentality?  Is that like when fiercely religious (apparently), old male politicians declare war on sovereign nations to stomp out "evil regimes", dropping radioactive bombs on innocent citizens to gain control of oil reserves.  Do we even need to go into people looting public treasuries and then being rewarded for that?  Perhaps if, we as a society weren't so fucked up, our children would be able to think properly.

There is an island of plastic garbage in the pacific ocean bigger than the state of Texas.  I say rather than donate to war machines let's go clean that shit up, and take all that plastic and  with it make a massive tower as a beacon of our wasteful and unfortunate society.  Perhaps people can go there and see the massive size of it and think that humans just threw that shit away without even thinking and it was destine to become part of the food chain for good or ill, and ill it would be.  I could go over the science but the raw fact is that science is now something that is thought of as a belief, like religion... you either get it or you don't, and if you don't get it then you can say it goes against your beliefs. 2+2 =4... well i don't know about that math jargon, I have my beliefs and all... but get this... due to science this missile can fly across the world and kill within a foot of accuracy... Oh good, with our technology we can't fail.  Anybody see a big steaming shit sandwich on their plate, as the waiter dressed in your money say's Bon Appetite?

OK this is getting dark:

It's the Cam and Jesse show on June 22 2011:
Hello dear friends and fans,

It's time once again for the Jesse and Cam Super Robertson Supper Show!

We're back after our successful USA/Thailand tour. We're refreshed, tanned and ready to hold you in our sweaty palms for another captivating evening at the Railway this Wednesday June the 22nd at 7:30 to 8:30.

This weeks guests are...

All the way from Montreal, a fine piece of smoked meat, Danny Vallee, his voice will sooth your craving, I love this guy!
You can hear Danny at http://www.myspace.com/valesongs

Jesse doesn't know who his guest is yet so it's gonna be a surprise, who doesn't love surprises?

This weeks theme is Graduation.

Hope to see you there,

And mark your calendars for July 13 2011 is the Super Robertson Supper Show 6 Year anniversary Gala Bash and 21 Tandem Repeats "One Little Dream" CD release party.