April 27th re-cap

We had a very fine guest by the name of Jovana Golubovic come out and play at this weeks SRSS:



There was a jovial mood in the club even though the Montreal Canadians lost game 7 in overtime just before the SRSS started which pretty much assured that we wouldn't be visited by King Dinosaur in the mood to make a few toasts.

Of course the night before the Vancouver Canucks had knocked out the reigning Stanly Cup champs the Chicago Blackhawks in game 7 in overtime and for a moment in time the city had some hope... of course since then our country managed to elect a majority government led by a person who took not one single pre-screened question in his campaign and was bolstered by years of attack ads on the opposition and the fact that there was multiple opposition parties that fought each other for the lions share of the votes paving the way for a situation where we are now governed by a man who lead the attack against doing anything about saving the environment with the tired phrase "its bad for the economy".  Somehow forgot that we are living beings and need clean oxygen and water and non polluted food to survive. We have given absolute power to a man who fired scientists who warned of disaster that didn't groove with his way of doing business and as a result citizens died from contaminated meat, lakes and streams were polluted and the companies that polluted them got richer. A man that came into power with a huge budget surplus and turned it into a huge budget deficit, and the rich got richer and the poor got poorer, and apparently he is good for the economy. He did spend billions building roads and on signs and on ads touting the economic action plan... but when the roads are built what kind of work is there for the road builders? Maybe they can pump gas to keep the cars on the roads. He is the same person who was furious that we didn't as a country join the Iraq war... it worked out so well for the countries that did join it wouldn't you say...

Its bent... that's all i can say.



And then we did 98 BOB:



On Wednesday May 4th 2011:

It's the Cam and Jesse Supper show so i asked them what's up:

Hi Super,

Here's our info for this weeks show if you would be so kind as to post it! Thanks man!

To our dear legions of fans.
Hello and warm greetings,
It is that time of the month again, it's THE JESSE AND CAM SUPPER SHOW!!!
The first Wednesday of every month Super Thornton generously allows Jesse Matheson and Cameron Dilworth take over for an hour of art, magic an music.
The show is @ the Railway club, it's free and the kitchen is open.

This weeks theme is, THE VOTE.
Who will be crowned Prime Minister of the Supper show, Supper Albertson, Jesse Matheson or Cameron Dilworth? Make your vote count!

This weeks very special guests are...
Chris Kelly (That Kelly Boy) http://www.myspace.com/thatkellyboy
Jenny Ritter (Formerly of The Gruff) http://www.myspace.com/thegruffband

Thank you for being you.

JM & CD

Hot damn... that means I have to win an election tomorrow... make no mistake people this is a serious issue... I can assure you that we cannot trust a reckless coalition of Cam and Jesse to be dubbed Prime Minister of the SRSS. In these tough times only a strong Majority Super Albertson... i mean Robertson can guide us through these difficult beer swilling moments.

I ask you this... have you ever heard Cam and Jesse deny that they have had relations with barnyard animals? No I haven't either, and if they are not going to come clean with the SRSS collective how can we trust them with anything. I, on the other hand have shown strong leadership and have numerous photo ops with me looking natural in various "Canadian values" situations. The Super Robertson Supper Show is an important institution of Canadian culture and should it be put in the hands of such vile cretins as Cam and Jesse it's clear that terrorist will be knocking on the door killing grandmothers and babies all over this city. For the good of god and the universe alike i urge you to come down and vote Super Robertson for prime Minister of the SRSS, because if you don't it is very likely that you will lose your home and have terrorists pouring acid on your raw eyeballs while they feed your living heart to sewer rats. You have to come out and vote for me or it is the end for sure.