Well well last week it was Jose Mouthason and Ham Dangworth and i can not fucking believe what happened... absolutely flabbergasted and i don't flabbergast easily... perhaps i was a little flabbered the other night at the poker game when some folks were trying to make some jokes about using a male member to penetrate an orifice that needed no penetration what so ever... boys just want to have fun i guess.
Still... i have a hard time believing what actually got pulled off at the Supper show this evening... in fact it is so insane I'm not even going to mention it because you probably wouldn't believe me. There is now 2 kinds of people in the world today... those that saw the Super Robertson Supper Show on September 1 2010, and those that didn't... and that's the way it's going to roll. Have no fear... if you are one if the silly fools that missed the free show on this evening, you my friends are in the majority... and that's is what ultimately makes people feel comfortable. There is close to 7 billion people on this earth and there was not even a million people at the SRSS on September 1 2010, as a matter of fact i would bet that there were less then 10 thousand... even a thousand would be a high estimate, probably less than a hundred if you want to get down to the nitty gritty... OK so we round up to 100 people at the SRSS on September 1 2010, and there are 7 billion people on the earth (rounded up as well for fairness sake). Since a Billion is TEN MILLION times more than a hundred, it looks like we are looking at 70 million x more people didn't see the show than saw it and i don't think it got recorded.. the only thing i do know for sure is that i just killed that SOB mosquito that has been pestering me since i started the simple math operation earlier in the paragraph, if you want to round up and call it a paragraph.
It's done we move on... where the hell was I
Tomorrow we take a page from the old school Super Robertson Supper Show... 1 King Hell Drummer by the name of Slick, one King hell bass player who's personal publicist told me i could go with "Fingers Johnston", and a rumored possible appearance of the legendary, the great, often imitated yet never duplicated, Jack of all Lords... Willingdon Black!
We have a fucking set list!
the reoccurring hurrah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT9u0QE5LwM
One Little dream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRb3VdHnuo
Wishing Machine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlICSjyT-PQ
Hey Rock's livingroom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3703Pik3Mo
Everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IRtWhu2WVc
Fuse lit bombs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC4ybDsD4jM
The last honey and toast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz8WzB7-YU
Bent
Nice Bucket
On Frozen Pond
Nothing was heard
Which gives us enough of a base where we should be able to avoid those awkward moments where our fearless leader stands on stage like a jackass who has been grazing on a field of catnip all day humming and hawing about what to play and then decides, due to one of those strong flashes of misguided energy, mistaken as as sign from the OMEN gods, to make a ridiculous call and take the band down analogous to some wartime anti-aircraft itchy trigger finger missile base that makes a mistake and writes it off as friendly fire. That's why we have protocol ... protocol in this instance meaning 11 titles written on a piece of paper that we can go to if what we are trying to do starts to loose it's focus... and i have a few ideas about "art based experimental deviations" but there is no point in going over that now for i wouldn't want to spook anybody over anything now... actually i shouldn't say anybody or anything when what i actually am talking about is the very real spirit energy of artistic creation... the golden rule is to never talk about something before you try to create it if you are going to use your wits and skills to to create it live... you don't want to force the wrong potential direction on the piece... your job is to find the direction and ride it cleanly to a destination that makes sense in a reasonable amount of time. Just to be clear.. if you are a n architect building a major dwelling you would most defiantly want to talk about it before you start to create it... this makes very good sense.
So come on down and if you want and if you think you can help us deliver the show then step on up... you got the set list, lets do it people. Special note: if you are hindering and not helping we would have to remove you from your position... remember "sweater guy"... some dude in a sweater who i allowed to get up on the Mic and try some shit, but then he stayed on the mic loudly and very seriously threatening and being rude and stuff like that... we are no into that... if you want a part I can give you a part, but i need you to do the part not some rouge estimation of the part with a never ending ad lib part... unless of course the never ending ad lib part is pure gold, but that is rarely the case... just saying.
lets do it!
SR
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